Baby I'm bad news.
future look bright
cant w8 for the future breh
fleshlights can kiss my ass
oh what the
Bye Tumblr, BYE!
Bye. iCant with tumblr.
DID SHE JUST BEAM HIS DICK UP
holy shit, Scotty, you need to step up yo game
Denizens of the Internet, meet my country’s national fauna emblems
emu chill the fuck out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS?!
People think they’re fighting.
Wrong, they’re impersonating me at a club.
(Source: boringcorpse, via ursulatheseabitchh)
This is a taxi. A real taxi. I want to ride in this.
i didn’t realize that you climb inside. word.
Oh my. Did not know that.
A+ for the attention to detail.
They’re talking about remaking Back to the Future and Justin Bieber is in talks to play Marty McFly… . I seriously have no hope left for Humanity. . I don’t even have anything to say about this.
My name is Sam.
I'm a full time student and a full time mom to a 3 year old little monster. He is the light in my life. I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. They are the two most important things in the world to me.
Things I like::
Harry Potter, Misfits, The Hunger Games, Star Wars, Disney, Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries, Dragon Ball Z, True Blood, Reading, Horror movies, Classic monster movies, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Food, etc etc.