Baby I'm bad news.
future look bright
cant w8 for the future breh
fleshlights can kiss my ass
oh what the
Bye Tumblr, BYE!
Bye. iCant with tumblr.
DID SHE JUST BEAM HIS DICK UP
holy shit, Scotty, you need to step up yo game
Denizens of the Internet, meet my country’s national fauna emblems
emu chill the fuck out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS?!
People think they’re fighting.
Wrong, they’re impersonating me at a club.
(Source: boringcorpse, via ursulatheseabitchh)
This is a taxi. A real taxi. I want to ride in this.
i didn’t realize that you climb inside. word.
Oh my. Did not know that.
A+ for the attention to detail.
They’re talking about remaking Back to the Future and Justin Bieber is in talks to play Marty McFly… . I seriously have no hope left for Humanity. . I don’t even have anything to say about this.
My name is Sam.
"Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come."