Baby I'm bad news.
Soooo my friends took me out for a belated birthday dinner tonight… AND THIS IS THE CAKE THEY GAVE ME.
LOOK AT THIS.
THIS IS THE BEST CAKE THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE.
I FUCKING LOVE MY FRIENDS.
NO BUT SERIOUSLY GIVE ME YOUR FRIENDS.
THIS IS THE GREATEST GIFT EVER.
I WILL SERIOUSLY BUY A CAKE FROM THEM.
My name is Sam.
"Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come."