Today I woke up and took my car battery to Checkers. Turns out my batter is fine. My cars alternator is probably what is broken. So then we came home, Luke went to work, Gage took a nap and I got dressed. When Gage woke up we got Chik-fil-a and went to the movies. We attempted to watch Cats and Dogs 2: Revenge of Kitty Galore. I say attempted because for some odd reason the movie people decided to put adult comedy previews at the beginning of the kids movie instead of kids previews. So my kid was bored before the movie even started. I bribed him to stay still and quiet with his food and with some candy. The movie started and he liked the opening five minutes because it had cat pictures. Once the movie started though its all dogs and he doesn’t like dogs so we only watched about thirty minutes of the movie before we left. Which was fine with me! Luke was gonna get off of work soon so from there we went to Jump n Shout and I figured he would only wanna play about fifteen minutes? We were there two damn hours. I wanted to die. He played non stop. On every thing. He’s never done that before. He usually wants to leave whenever I take him there. After that we came home, and he colored and we played Left 4 Dead 2 and he took a bath. I put him to bed and fell asleep an hour. And here I am. That was my day.
Its from Jennifers Body. The horrible movie with Megan Fox. I didn’t think it was that bad honestly. But I have an intense girl crush on Megan Fox. Anyways. In the movie her friend confronts her about eating people and she says shes not eating people shes eating boys. So yeah. I have a shirt that says “I eat boys”. I thought it would be a good gamer tag for xbox and I have a tendency to forget passwords and screen names so I try and make one universal so I don’t forget it.
Appearance [x] I have/had piercings besides the ears. [x] I want piercings besides the ears. [x] I have many scars. [x] I tan easily. [x] I wish my hair was a different color. [x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [x] I have a tattoo. [x] I can be self-conscious about my appearance.  I have/had braces. [x] I have more than two piercings.
Embarrassment [x] Disney movies still make me cry. [x] I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. [x] I’ve glued my hand to something. [x] I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose. [x] I’ve had my pants rip in public. [x] I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt.
Health [x] I’ve gotten stitches. [x] I’ve broken or dislocated a bone.  I’ve had my tonsils removed. (LIKE A BOSS.) [x] I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. [x] I’ve had serious surgery. [x] I’ve had chicken pox.
Travel  I’ve been to Florida. [x] I’ve driven/ridden over 200 kilometres in one day. [x] I’ve been on a plane.  I’ve been to Colombia.  I’ve been to Cuba.  I’ve been to Niagara Falls.  I’ve been to Ottawa.  I’ve been to the Caribbean.  I’ve been to Europe.
Experiences [x] I’ve gotten lost in my city. [x] I’ve seen a shooting star. [x] I’ve wished on a shooting star.  I’ve seen a meteor shower. [x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. [x] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. [x] I’ve slapped someone.  I’ve kissed someone underwater. [x] I’ve gone skinny-dipping. [x] I’ve chugged something.  I’ve crashed a car / been in a car crash.  I’ve been skiing.  I’ve been in a musical. [x] I’ve auditioned for something. [x] I’ve been on stage.  I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.  I’ve sat on a rooftop at night. [x] I’ve pranked someone. [x] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
Honesty / Crime  I’ve been arrested. [x] I’ve been threatened to be arrested. [x] I’ve broken a law. [x] I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t. [x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.  I’ve sneaked out. [x] I’ve lied about my whereabouts. [x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.  I’ve been in a fist fight.
Death [x] I’m afraid of dying. [x] I hate funerals. [x] I’ve seen someone/something die.  Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.  I’ve thought about suicide before.  I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
Materialism  I own over 5 rap CDs.  I’m obsessed with anime/manga. [x] I collected comic books.  I own a lot of makeup.  I own something from Pac Sun.  I own something from The Gap. [x] I own something I got on E-Bay.  I own something from Abercrombie.  I thrive on compliments.  I thrive on hate.
Random  I can sing well.  I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.  I open up to others easily. [x] I watch the news occasionally or always. [x] I don’t like to kill bugs.  I sing in the shower.  I’m a morning person.  I’m a sports fanatic.  I twirl my hair. [x] I care about grammar.  I love spam.  I’ve copied more than 30 CDs in a day. [x] I bake well. [x] My favorite color is either white (not a color, it’s a shade), yellow, pink, blue, red, black (not a color, it’s a shade), purple, or orange.  I would wear pajamas to school.  I like Martha Stewart.  I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. [x] I laugh at my own jokes. [x] I eat fast food weekly. [x] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.  I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room. [x] I’m really ticklish.  I like white chocolate. [x] I bite my nails. [x] I’m good at remembering faces.  I’m good at remembering names.  I’m good at remembering dates. [x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
People  ask if I’m anorexic/bulimic. [x] call me fat. [x] say I’m skinny. [x] say I’m ugly. [x] say I’m pretty. [x] spread rumors about me. [x] force me to eat. [x] say I eat too much. [x] say I eat too little.  don’t know I have an eating disorder.
Eating [x] I’ve lost weight. [x] I’ve gained weight.  I’m at my thinnest. [x] I’m at my biggest.  I’ve lost weight and kept it off. [x] I’ve lost weight but gained it back. [x] My weight affects my mood.  I weigh myself daily. [x] I’m jealous of everyone skinnier than me.  I feel happy when I’m hungry.  I get depressed after eating.  I diet.  I’m vegan/vegetarian. [x] I’ve skipped a meal. [x] I’ve thrown food away. [x] I’ve spat food out. [ ] I’ve taken diet pills. [ ] I’ve used laxatives.  I exercise.  I exercise so I can eat.  I work out daily.  I’ve fainted from exhaustion.
Family [x] I’ve sworn at my parents. [x] I’ve planned to run away from home before.  I’ve run away from home.  My biological parents are together.  I have a sibling less than one year old.  I want kids. [x] I’ve had kids.  I’ve lost a child.
Relationships  I’m single. [x] I’m in a relationship.  I’m engaged. [ ] I’m married.  I’m a swinger. [x] I’ve gone on a blind date. [x] I have/had a friend with benefits. [x] I’ve hooked up with someone in little or no notice.  I miss someone right now. [x] I have a fear of abandonment.  I’ve gotten divorced. [x] I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back. [x] Someone has had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back. [x] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.  I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did. [x] I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality [x] I’m a cuddler. [x] I’ve been kissed in the rain. [x] I’ve hugged a stranger.  I’ve kissed a stranger.
Bad times [x] I’ve consumed alcohol.  I regularly drink.  I can’t swallow pills.  I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty. [x] I’ve been diagnosed with clinical depression at some point. [x] I have/had anxiety problems.  I shut others out when I’m upset.  I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset.  I take anti-depressants. [x] I’ve slept an entire day before.  I’ve hurt myself on purpose before.  I am / have been addicted to self-harm.  I’ve woken up crying. [x] I’ve cried myself to sleep. [x] I’ve plotted revenge.
I’ve done  Weed  Diet pills [x] Anti-depressants  Ecstasy  LSD  Mushrooms  Speed  Cocaine  I keep my habits a secret.  I have a diet blog. [x] My choices are for me.  My choices are for someone else.  My choices are to prove myself
My mind and heart will explode before I can choose between these two. OH GODDDD! I am not voting. I will just sit back and let whoever win win. Because I love them both way too much to choose between my Sam and Dean or Stefan and Damon. It hurts me to even think about it.
The process, known as “traumatic insemination” is a practice used by mites and bedbugs, and a species of spider in Israel called “Harpactea sadistica”.
In traumatic insemination the males pierce through the females’ body wall to inseminate directly into their body cavity. Their penises (or rather, the bug equivalent) are sharp like hypodermic needles (they’re pretty terrifying to look at actually).
Female bedbugs have evolved with an abdominal region known as the “spermalege”. The spermalege is a body part that is specially designed to be easily pierceable to minimize damage. Going through traumatic insemination reduces the overall lifespan of a female bedbug, but if they go through the spermalege their bodies aren’t damaged to the point that it effects their ability to make more babies.
The Harpactea sadistica spiders, on the other hand, are much worse. The male spider will pierce through the female’s abdomen repeatedly, making two long rows of holes. Sometimes several male spiders will join in. This method is clearly not very effective and this species of spider is slowly shrinking into nonexistence.