May 2013
aishfaish:
my friend used to wonder whether someone bringing a flame thrower to school would be considered a firedrill or a lockdown so one time I asked the principle and then I had to go see a guidance counselor even though I was just pointing out a very big discrepency in their security
I want you to moan... I want you to gasp in my...
broken-self-reflection:
fuckyesmad:
High fives all around to whoever wrote this!
This.
pizzattack:
the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs
Kal Penn as Khan
Sulu: If you test me... You will fail.
Khan: In another life, we may have been friends.
*theater explodes*
